Sunday greetings (0)
Happy sunday to all ballers,keepers,pablos,azaman,azamama,bossmen,boss ladys,bus men,keke men,ghost readers wey full jetbits ...i dey throw away cap..

Help me ask her abeg [55]
I told u i don't have a girlfriend,and u ask me 2 swear!,oluchi,what will u gain if i die???

Ajeh (4)
If u dodge u mom's slap in 9ja,u have officially joined a cult

Sallah (3)
I get mind rap ur ama(house) 2day wey be sallah,only 2 hear say u no cook anything...make i hear u call urself azaman make thunder wey no get shima fi

We are the wrld (2)
I dey 2nd floor dey sing bounce by rema being played on my JBL bass,i no know say my pastor dey 1st floor dey share the gospel... (beatz i laugh,next

Black sheep 4 life,black sheep 4ever... (0)
Omo artifical intelligence is taking the world far...just take a look. i told my guy make i use his phone call my babe, lo and behold as i dial her nu

E choke (0)
Someone came to me 2day and said to me... beatz it not good ooo,i don know u more than 25yrs now...u neva ask me of my age,na e-be say u don know me w

Legend 9ja boi (0)
I remember those time i go dey brush teeth 4 house...person go call me nd ask bro where u dey nah(as a 9ja boy,me i fear not)i go tell say bro as i de

Job (1)
Things wey dey pain 4 9ja. 1.when u get wrong address for job interview...na then u go know say the world is a big place u go waka dey ask road tir

Happy new month! (1)
My teacher said we should try new things every month.so 2day me and my guyz set the school headmaster car ablaze...is that not a new thing? @f

do i do anything wrong? (1)
Gf...beatz do u luv me Me..i luv u with the luv of GOD Gf...(she broke up with me). Am now mr lonely...

Pablo (1)
I go 1 show 4 s.g.e,as i com dey crack joke others dey laugh, but 1 pablo wey dey v.i.p no make move or even smile...i said 2 myself(beatz dis 1 dis m

E dey pain ooo... (1)
2.when u GF introduce u as her house gate keeper...

Birthday update (1)
So after i com do val 4 u,u still get mind dey tell me say my birthday is coming up soon,so get readyu mind go dey ...gf my own na upper week,my baby

List (1)
14 neva reach u don dey list-out where we go do @shopping...calm down nah..