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Person wey sitdown next to me for church last sunday , money fall for ground when he be the commot money from pocket to go do offering , so i pick am

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UNA WEY FAT WEY STILL THE CHOP AS IF 2MORROW NO DEY , MAKE UNA THE REMEMBER SAY TO ENTER GOD KINGDOM NA THROUGH NARROW ROAD O

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LECTURER U TEACH ME , U STILL THE SET EXAM , ABI WETIN U TEACH ME NO DEY CORRECT