A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, I
bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the
cup all the way over there on the other side of the
bar and not miss a single drop.
The bartender said, There is no way you can do that.
Sure, I'll bet you three hundred dollars.
The man then begins to undo his pants and begins
pissing. He starts pissing all over thebar, spraying on
the bottles and the bartender, not making a single
drop in the cup.
The bartender starts smiling and laughing and says,
That's it, you owe me three hundred dollars.
The man then gets up and walks over to the pool
table and starts laughing and shaking hands with the
men standing there. He walks back to bar, sits down
and starts laughing at the bartender and handshim
the money.
The bartender asks, Why are you laughing? You just
lost the bet.
The man said, I'm laughing because I bet those guys
over there one thousand dollarsthat I could piss all
over you and your bar and you would still be
laughing when I was done.