1. Whenever things seems to start going well in your life, then the devil comes along and give u a girlfriend
2. Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst ever! Because anytime u get home and see charcoal u become emotional.
3. Dating slim/slendr guy is cool.... The problem is wen u are lying on his chest then his ribs draw Adidas lines on ur face.
4. My dear ladies pls dont buy selfie stick when ur armpit itself needs a shaving stick.