Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of
them was the better computer programmer.
I am! Jesus shouted.
No, I am! the devil countered.
I am!
I am!
Me!
No, me!
EEEEEEENOUGH! God bellowed, and the whole
universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights
came back on, two computers were sitting in front of
them.
God said Now, whoever makes the best computer
program in twenty minutes wins.
Jesus and the devil both sat down, typing and clicking
furiously. This went on for about 15 minutes, but then
there was a power failure, and everything went dark.
When everything came back up again, the computer
screens were both blank.
The devil tried in vain to get back everything he had
lost. He came up empty-handed.
Jesus pressed one key and it all came back.
The devil looked at him in astonishment.No way!
How did you do that?!
Jesus turned to him and smiled, and saidEverybody
knows Jesus saves. NO BE SO MY PEOPLE?