A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair,
while tying the girl to the bed hegets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen,
this guy's an escaped convict,look at his clothes! He
probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If
hewants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong,
honey. I love you.
To which his wife responds: He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if
we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!