Wife say..... you could have told me (1)
Wife i cant believe you went to a prostitute tohave s*x Husband What did you expect? we havent done anything for months

DRAW YOUR CRUSH TO YOU (0)
when doing thing you have to concetrate.. you will need the follow items 1 red candle, matches/lighter, oil AND something that remind you of him/her

THING GIRLS DON'T KNOW AABOUT THEIR BUTT (1)
HE say » The closer to the butt, the more flavour

Banana v Vibrator (1)
What did the banana say to the vibrator » why are you shaking, she's going to eat me

Boob say to the other (3)
What does one boob say to the other boob »if we dont get support, people will think were nuts

SINGLES (2)
I met my wife at a singles bar really? I thought she was home with the kids