Thoughts (7)
Abi make i chop winch fly go london,if i reach london i go vomit the winch start life again

Garri the superhero (1)
Thank u garri na u dey save me. Thank u garri u be my superhero. Thank u garri na u dey sustain me. Let us all pay our respect to garri (thum

I am a Mistake (3)
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug

I No Talk Anything oh (8)
GOD and MAN is 3 letter words each. But DEVIL and WOMAN is how many letter words

Exactly (0)
Girl: babe am i pretty or ugly? Boy: you're both Girl: what do you mean? Boy: you are pretty ugly

Very Smart (0)
My friend thinks he's smart,he told me that onion is the only fruit that can make someone cry so i threw coconut on his face.Guess what he cried (skul

Nkechi (0)
Bcoz i say make u feel at home,u cook 2 indomie,fry 3 eggs abi.Nkechi con dey go una house

Single (0)
The way i take single ehh if i be korean my name go be LONE LEE

Non living thing (1)
Dem teach you for school say non~living things cannot move.You dey believe this proverb: say table go turn