Kill (7)
I almost kill my self because i have never seen killer bean killing human being

Jokes (2)
I went to a resturant and other for a plate of rice and stew the waiter gave me white rice to eat and later gave me stew and said[madam if you eat am

God exiting (1)
I saw a man and ask him please sir does God exit he said[madam this one you dey ask me you know know] please help me does God exit from any door

Funny (1)
We went to the stream for picnic my brother saw frog and wanted to kill the eldest frog said[bro thou shall not kill]

Mosquito (1)
I saw mosquito and wanted to kill it,it said hey drop that big and fat hand down