Pos [21]
Omo guys* i go collect money from pos store* so as i dey do the transactions* na one man come where i dey ooohh* tell me e pin say make i help am coll

FUN (2)
Pls,my friend said his girlfriend said he should wash his panties or she will devorce him and he wash it hicesly And what is the name i should call hi

April 1st [19]
See me see trouble* my sister's friend called this morning and told me to come to her house* as for me i came with a good intention* i reach this girl

MAD MAN SPRITE (4)
Omo my guy go thief mad man sprite e nor know say na acid they inside

God of blood (3)
God made man* man made money* money make mama mary marry mad man

Help!! [44]
My sister went to a pastor house for rehersal when she came back she no fit close her leg again abeg wetin happened to am

A piece of of cake (3)
Why did jonny eat his homework because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake

FAINTING IS ALLOW [9]
That Moment When The Are Sharing Rice In Burial You Just Waka Pass just To Go And Wash The Plate Of Rice You Just Finish Eating And Your Leg Hit The D

Bathroom (2)
There is difference between bathroom and batroom* u can take selfies in a bathroon u can sing but nor try am for batroom cause fly go fit enter ur mou

Coward (2)
Teacher: Emeka who is a coward emeka: a cow that was given an award

Noting pain pass this one [9]
Noting pain pass than when u reach compound u hear say nepa don cut light, u enter house garri don finish

Chicken (2)
Omo our chicken escaped from our house* na we pursue am reach chicken republic resturant na their staff come outside they talk say na their chicken* o

Omo i need help (5)
Guys i just dey they sip garri na one girl pass with big yansh na i look ooohh* na small i look oooh* i turn back na i nor see my garri i they suspect

Kisses [9]
Kiss a goat 50,000k. A cow 100,000k. And a frog for 150,000k. Which one are u going 4

Big lip (3)
Guys why is it that girls with big lips if they peck u it sounds like screenshot