Rapture is comeing (4)
Imaging you won 10million last night and God annouce that rapture will happen 2moro by 12pm what are you going to do?

Who is more wicked [164]
BETWEEN A GIRL AND A BOY,ABEG NA WHO WICKED PASS?

Begger [13]
If you know more than five stingy people, it means you beg alot

Death took the wrong person [26]
Person die you dey post death took the wrong person. Na you be the right person?

Learn to give [22]
My pastor said we should learn to give and help those in need, now i don give pastor daughter belle. Pastor dey find me with police. . . Silver and go

Girls ur attention is needed [139]
How do girls ask for s*x?? Which one be i want you inside me

Corruption [12]
In Africa a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a poor family is called OROBO. That's where corruption started

GOAL and AMEN (4)
The strength boys use to stand up from our chairs and shout GOAL when watching a football match is different from the one they use when shouting AMEN

Educational system (0)
Nigeria educational system no balance well o poor man pikin na olodo, rich man pikin na slow learner

Elimination by substitution (1)
Ladies sometimes you have to keep forgiving him while you are still looking for someone to replace him. This is called constructive eliminat!on by sub

French song (0)
I listened to a french song with all my feelings till i cry. Later i was informed it's about agriculture

Breacking news [9]
23yr old boy gave birth to a bouncing baby boy this afternoon nawa ooh

Girls explain [241]
Why does girls close their eyes when they are kissing?? I dey fear oo one nearly bite my nose

Beautiful girls (1)
One of the advantages of being a beautiful girl is that you will buy something in the market and pay with your phone number

Careful (6)
Nobody is careful like a boy composing an SMS for a new girl, he can even use a dictionary to check the correct spelling of IS just to be careful