Single [23]
If you know you are single make i see ur own emoticons make you collect at least 1000 for ur azah

Police pattrol (0)
You yes you that is SPAMING FRAD 419 that is male you will now pretend you are female to be collecting MONEY CARD form male like you in this j

You think say you wise (3)
Armrobber:all of you heads down Me:i beg na only me dey house Armrobber:you dey mad i say head down Me:no kill be i begwith shaking

Happy fellowers (4)
Add your own emoticons according to your mood i don't spoil the fun

English wahala [13]
E get watin i no understand for english ooo why give her her book there correct but give him him book no correct watin com scatter my head be say wati

How can i do my self [27]
I was passing by suddenly i saw 500 inside one compound i did not relent i jump fence enter the compound i pick the money as i wanted to turn back i s

Children's day (0)
I remember when dey say we should bring money for children's daywhen i was still in sss1 as a big boy i say i no be child so i say i will bring

Relationship (5)
Abeg who dey cheat pass for relationship

Hi (1)
Pls am new here pls am i welcomed

Desicion maker [11]
I go thief for village they chase me from market and am going inside barrack did i took the right way

2025 answer to beggers [9]
Me:(standing at the front of my house suddenly a begger came) Begger:good afternoon sir Me:afternoooon Begger:sir am hungry Me:what a nice

Match (2)
As man_united fans what did you think will end match

Think [10]
After s*x who suppose say thank you

Wahala be like bycicle (3)
After few days wey my junior brother write junior waec i con say make i text him brain i con call ham i ask him that who is the boss of nepa he tell m

My student are good (2)
TEACHER:hey you what is hotter than the sun STUDENT:collopot sir TEACHER:na God save you say you get am