King of yab (3)
Your papa madness dey upress crocroach yab back and put your emoticons

Happy fellowers (1)
Add your own emoticons according to your mood i don't spoil the fun

Nigerian babe be like (3)
GIRLFRIEND:Hello babe BOYFRIEND:What's up GIRLFRIEND:Babe the 50k you sent to me is not enough BOYFRIEND:Go photocopy am

My student are good (0)
TEACHER:hey you what is hotter than the sun STUDENT:collopot sir TEACHER:na God save you say you get am

Desicion maker (3)
I go thief for village they chase me from market and am going inside barrack did i took the right way

Wahala be like bycicle (0)
After few days wey my junior brother write junior waec i con say make i text him brain i con call ham i ask him that who is the boss of nepa he tell m

Joke (0)
LAWYER:Why did you peep her when she is bathing CLIENT:my lord i was on my own i just hear her in the bathroom shouting come and see what the lord