ANOTHER BANGER (5)
On a normal day i was walking and i come across of a bag with money i cari am go my aparte i lock the door window and i was checking the money thats h

I don't understand [149]
I saw one of my friend dat has money very well so i asked him what he use to do dat he has so much money and he told me dat he use to bomb.that's how

Cocumber [49]
Girls i dey sell cocumber....

See why borrowing is not good (0)
I was asking a girl out today and i promised her iphone if she accept,that's how one of my useless friend came out from no where and shout 'artboy so

Cooking gone wrong again!! [115]
I was cooking rice so i mistakenly add weed inside instead of thyme so now i've finish eating the rice.Am on top of the zinc of our two storey buildin

1 MINUTE [19]
My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head slapped me and said to me ur last seen on whatapps was 1 minute ago stand up and go buy me

Abeg explain for me [17]
Those days when they were using coin how do they spray money at weddings??? Will they be stoning it or what?

I WON RELOCATE [14]
If nigeria is my father's land then where is my mother land i won RELOCATE

Maths time!!!! [20]
98+77=? 98+2=100+75=what? ?

Google (8)
Is Google A Male Or Female (a)it is female (b) male

Artboy try get sence!!! [37]
Artboy try get sence!!,artboy try get sence!!! That's what people are just telling me today just because i washed my hands well with detergent and wat

I WOKE UP ON A NORMAL DAY (4)
I WOKE VERY EAPRLY TODAY I PREPARE FOR SCHOOL AT THE FRONT OF OUR GATE I SAW AN ARMY THEY STOPED ME HE SAID I SHOULD I SHOULD BRING MY PHONE I SAY I A

BULLET [32]
CAN U TAKE BULLET FOR UR PARTNER???

Am i truly a foolish boy??? [93]
Today our house was burning fire and i was trying to use my younger's brother water gun to off it.That's how everybody in my street is telling me t

hail me! Hail me!!! [32]
You guys should hail me.This is why they call me artboy. Is it easy to write nine subject in exam and fail all of them? Abeg hail me and stop s