God help 9ja [18]
Because someone couldn't afford 200 for transport fare,he trekked and trekked under the hot sun until his shadows left him and entered bike.No be joke

Funny and Fascinating fact about using p [27]
Using a public toilet without lock is extreme sports: whenever u hear footsteps,u must either sing,clear ur throat,or use ur leg 2 wedge d door shut s

What would you do?? [12]
A police officer stopped you,entered your car and demanded for your papers and after persuading,he said,''oga! Your papers don expire. You begged him

I Can't Be Your Boyfriend [13]
BOYFRIEND: After 3 years,I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend... GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now...it's cool thoug

NAIJA NETWORKS and relationships [23]
girl: hi babe (msg sent) boy:hi luv (msg sending failed) girl:are u there?(msg sent) boy:yes am there luv (msg sendn failed) girl:are u ignoring me?(m

Wetin i dey do when i small (7)
As woman dey pass the front of my house,i go dey look their nyash.If the nyash no big i go hiss.If na man dey pass i dey call am poor man

WHY ARE YOU CHURCHING IN MY CHURCH (5)
Two neigbhours met at a church. One of them asked the other one,' why are u churching in my church'. The other one replied ,'i was invited to church i

Checkin if my alert is still workin (5)
Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account. I want to know if my alert is still working.....

Why is nigeria lyk dis?? [10]
How a prostitute took over a police station

Funny Things u Nigerians do (2)
If someone dies in Nigeria,we don't believe it's natural. WHY????

HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA [9]
Look right and left for cars and bikes,look up for aeroplane,down for bomb,back for kidnappers,look side,hold your bag tight and watch the person behi

Who stole d pot of soup?? [43]
Our neigbour's pot of soup went missing,and they suspect me.how can i steal soup that is even over salty.

Facts and oil [9]
There is a woman behind every successful man,do you know why? Because women do not follow unsuccessful man

Pls is dis true? [9]
Yesterday at church,my pastor said dat Jesus does not fast on sunday

Please is this true,guys and ladies? (4)
A friend of mine told me that satan was chained with 3 chains and 1 chain got broken today.