How will u feel? [17]
When there was no light at your area for about a year and suddenly,there was light now. Then you plugged your phone. You wake up early in the morning

Remembering the old days [15]
When we dey steal pomo,meat,fish,etc from our mama pot. We dey do house fight for street. We go throw banger for landlord apartment. We dey sell our m

R.A.P.E [21]
Someone update : r*pe is not a sin, it's just a suprise s*x. I commented,may your sisters and wife be suprised by men. He blocked me. Did I say anythi

Who lie pass? [11]
Granpa said to grand son,'' See,your teacher is coming. Go and hide because you've missed school for two days.'' Grandson replied,'' I took an excuse

The Key [19]
A king was about to go to war,he locks his wife (the beautiful queen),in the room & gave the key to his best friend & says,If I am not back within 4 d

Brave man (4)
A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to fart (mess)

lol (1)
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong

Best things in life (1)
The best things in life will either make you fat,drunk or pregnant.

Best way to propose to a girl [26]
Take her to the middle of a river.and tell her that amaka marry me or leave my boat

Nigerians girls love money,I'm telling u (7)
You' get angry and tell her to go to hell. She will look at you and be like,' i don't have transport fare.'

Nigeria is d only country in d world dat [38]
I have a friend dat when he was 14 years old he wanted 2 b a doctor,but unfortunately when he clocked 22 years he turned 2 a conductor.....y is nigeri

what will d policeman do?? [14]
I saw a policeman on the road and i decided to joke with him me: a bank has been robbed.... Policeman: which bank?? Me:power b

Wonders [43]
Wife: how would u describe me husband: ABCDEFGHIJK wife: what does that mean? husband: adorable,beautiful,cute,delightful,elegant,fashionable,go

Things our parents do [34]
When you tell your mum that you're hungry,the next thing she tells you is,come and eat me. When they send you on an errand to bring something for th

STORY TIME!!! [12]
Mr and mrs brown had two sons. One was named mind your own business & the other was named trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek.