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@davene | January 2025 |
2025 budget (0) Five things that your boyfriend wouldn't wish you to tell him this year 1money 4 make-up 2 money for school fees 3 money to go shopping with her frien |
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@davene | January 2025 |
My husband! (0) Wife:u must give me moni today o hee!Man:i said i don't have anyGOD:stay there dey lie bring the moni u stole in church! |
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@davene | January 2025 |
Neighbour neighbour! (0) I dey pass o my neighbor com jam me tear my cloth from body dey go saying'i go save am for u so e go make good curtain'! |
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@davene | January 2025 |
Girlfriend for dream! (0) Me and my babe at 5 star,i knelt down and brought out a ring and she shouted'jesus this is the padlock i dey look for ! |
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@davene | January 2025 |
Nigerian fada christmas! (0) If u don buy christmas clothes and u dey wash am,make i give u advice,no spread am outside! unless u are fada giveaway! |
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@davene | November 2024 |
E don start! (0) How many times will a guy use u b4 u no sometin oya do de maths:luv at 1st sight+3yrsdating+2months breakup=360 degrees! |
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@davene | November 2024 |
What's up? (0) Who can tell me the first thing a guy will tell u when he stops u on the road 4 the first time? |
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@davene | November 2024 |
Angel without spot! (0) A guy go stop u 4 road dey tell you you fine wetin u dey rub 4 body dem no know say na caro white and baby and me powder |
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@davene | November 2024 |
Breaking news! (0) E get one interesting program wey dey happen o na for davenetack channel make una suscribe pls na4:00-9:00pmevery sunday |
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@davene | November 2024 |
Wetin be dis! (0) You sabi say you dey go church everyday,your BF dey visit every day you catch belle who own am do the maths:bingo+bible? |
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@davene | November 2024 |
No lie! (0) Young lady:i no fi get time to go sh*ty for church o.me:but you go miss saturday prayer go wine am for club o hm! sister |
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@davene | November 2024 |
Some girls be tomboy (0) Make una follow me see o na dis guy com cary his girl com lodge for hotel he com tink say he go bypass am but e no work |
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