A visiting professor at the university of west virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.To get a feel of his audience.he askshow many people believe in ghostabout 40 raised their hands.how many have seen a ghost about 20 raised their hands.how many have touched a ghost? 3 raised their hands.ok says the professor.i'm curious....have any of u made love with a ghost? one student raised his hand. The professor is astonished.he sayssir,would u be willing to come and tell us ur experience?the student makes his way to the podium. The professor says, now please tell us what its like to have s*x with a ghost. The student replies, ghost!, dang i thought u was talking about goats.