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A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed, have u any last remarks said the prison guard, murderer: yes, may u hold my hand.

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Two cows are standing in the field, one turns and says to the other, moo!, the other then says: damn! I was about to say that.

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A patient said to the doctor. Doctor i keep seeing fish. Have u seen an optician, said the doctor. Patient says snabbing his hands, look i've told u,

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A doctor said to a patient :i have bad news and very bad news. Patient :whats the bad news. Doctor says :the lab people,and u have 24hours to live. Pa

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