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Two cows are standing in the field, one turns and says to the other, moo!, the other then says: damn! I was about to say that.

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West virginia ghosts (2)
A visiting professor at the university of west virginia gives a seminar on the supernatural.To get a feel of his audience.he askshow many people belie

Doctor and patient (5)
A doctor said to a patient :i have bad news and very bad news. Patient :whats the bad news. Doctor says :the lab people called,and said u have 24hours

Triangle and circle (1)
What did the triangle say to the cirle? You're pointless

Is ur mother home (2)
Is ur mother home?Asked a salesman to a boy sitting at the front step of the door. Yes answered the boy making way for the salesman. The man rings the

Red cross nurse (1)
After a car crush, one of the driver was lying injured. Dont worry a Red cross nurse is on the way, said a policeman who was first at the scene. Oh, m

CRAZY IPHONE! (1)
See how crazy iphone is, I heard that u will no longer listen to audio, but instead the musician will jump out of the phone and perform 4 u.(laughing2

Serve food (3)
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, no, we don't serve food here.....

Brain walks into a bar. (0)
A brain walks into a bar and asks,can i have pint of lager please mate, no way said the barman, you are already out of ur head.

Murderer (0)
A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed, have u any last remarks said the prison guard, murderer: yes, may u hold my hand.

Seeing fish (0)
A patient said to the doctor. Doctor i keep seeing fish. Have u seen an optician, said the doctor. Patient says snabbing his hands, look i've told u,

The first baby (0)
A man exited was calling for an ambulance. He said :come quick my wife's about to have a baby. The ambulance worker replied: is this her first baby. T