Typical african mother na wa oooo (1)
(mom in the kitchen) KWAME:mom, do you need a hand? MUM:thanks,i have got it covered (5 mins later) MUM:kwame, you are not doing anything

Lagos traffic nigeria na wa oooo(haha) (1)
In lagos you will be in traffic for 3 hours, only to reach the front and see what is causing traffic is garden egg.

Questions and answer (0)
Pidgin english is the only language where questions and answers can be the samething QUESTION light dey? ANSWER light dey.

Nigeria woman how they adres their husb (8)
when you give her 500,000 to 300,000 she call him sweat heat but 100,000 to 20,000 she call him honey or my dear but 10,000 to 2,000 she call him by t

Most important dad (4)
KENNY:my dad is the most important person in this country because the president of nigeria sits with his head bowed in front of my dad JUNIOR:wow!

African father are like......? (0)
ME:Dad, can i have N50,000? DAD:N40,000? what do you need N30,000 for? N20,000 is more than enough! here is N10,000 give your brother half AFRI

Good friend or they are bad friend (0)
i came back home late in the night DAD:where are you coming from? ME:i was in my friends house. DAD:okey,right there,and then my father call

Nigerian girls hair(wig) (0)
Nowadays, you can't even charm a nigerian girl.... if you take a piece of her hair to a native doctor it's either an innocent brazilian woman goes mad

Jamb question expired poison (1)
If poison reaches it expiry date.... would it be MORE poisonous or LESS poisonous??

How to know a nigeria girls name (0)
The best way to know a nigeria girls real name is to ask for her bank account details... That is when natasha hills turn to chinasa okoro lobatan.

If i slap you know be o lay slap (1)
Where are those friends in primary school who will say. if i slap you, you will fly to america! please come and slap me, i'm tired of this country (ni

Behind every sucesful manAre you sure? (2)
TEACHER:behind every successful man there is a woman. class, what do we learn from this? JOHNNY:we should stop wasting time to studing and find th

American police vs nigeria police (5)
In america, when a policeman stops you and you try to put your hand in your pocket, you get shot! But in nigeria, when you're stopped by the police

Economic recession pricing school fees (0)
This economic recession is no longer funny See women pricing school fees aunty,how much if we remove geograpy and physical education, i want him to be

Who can spell COW (0)
TEACHER:can you spell COW in 13 letters? AKPAN:SEE O DOUBLE YOU.