3Signs in africa that you are a ugly guy (0)
1. When girls refuse to hug you only giving handshakes 2. when you upload you best picture on facebook and nobody comment on it after one year 3

Typical african mother na wa oooo (1)
(mom in the kitchen) KWAME:mom, do you need a hand? MUM:thanks,i have got it covered (5 mins later) MUM:kwame, you are not doing anything

Lagos traffic nigeria na wa oooo(haha) (1)
In lagos you will be in traffic for 3 hours, only to reach the front and see what is causing traffic is garden egg.(haha)(laugh3)

What will you call that father???? (0)
dad:i will beat you today if you don't answer my question because during my own time in school, i know everything and i answer any question my dad ask

Questions and answer (0)
Pidgin english is the only language where questions and answers can be the samething QUESTION light dey? ANSWER light dey.