Science (0)
Why don't scientist trust atoms? because they make up everything

Watching tv (0)
What kind of TV do skeletons watch? A skele-vision

At the dance (0)
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? because he has no body to dance with

Skeleton at school (0)
What do u call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn't do any work? a lazy bone

Little johnny...baby talk (1)
Little johnny runs into his house and ask, mommy can little girls have babies. The mother said no. Little johnny run back out and yell its ok,we can k

Skeleton at church (1)
Why can't skeleton play church music? because it have no organs

The power of God can't raise your load (3)
One sunday afternoon,an older couple was listening to a station on the radio. They were about 98 years old. They couldn't walk to church. The preacher

Little johnny did not do his homework (1)
Little johnny asks the teacher, can i be punished for something i haven't done? The teacher is shocked of course not,johnny! That would be unfair.

Little johnny....troublemaker (0)
Little johnny is back at school after the holidays. After a few days his teacher call up little johnny's dad to report that johnny has been behaving b

Naming Jesus (0)
The three wise men visit joseph and mary in the stable to see the newborn son . One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and exclai

Little johnny...make a sentence (1)
Little johnny's teacher ask johnny to make a senstence using the folllowing words: defeat,deduct,defence and detail Little johnny said: de feet of