Strict Wife
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat
on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to
figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife
the reason for his lateness. He gained courage,
opened the door and found his wife and his son
watching a late Night movie.He passed them and
went upstairs, his heart pounding hard. To his
surprise, his wife didn't say a word. Just to confirm,
he decided to walk past them, and again back to the
upstairs corridor. But his wife didn't say a word. He
signal his son to come. And he asked him, How
come today your mother isn't speaking or even
uttering a word?His son replied, She asked me for
lipstick and I gave her GLUE instead.