A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to
get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from
his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived
home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks
away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further, and the
cat would always beat him home. At last he decided
to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past
the bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from
his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: Jen, is
the cat there?
Yes, the wife answers, why do you ask?
Frustrated, the man answered, Put the little b*stard
on the phone, I'm lost and need directions.