BOYFRIEND: After 3 years,I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend... GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now...it's cool though Josh,that's why I've been having s*x with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL! BOYFRIEND: Wow...really? I was about to say I can't be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.