Google (0)
Q- is google a male or female? A- female, because it doesn,t let you finish a sentence before making a sugestion

Holy water (0)
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

What a single digit number with no number?

Whats full of holes but still holds water

If my girl is in need of money for something, and my sister is also in need of school fees, and the only money i have can solve one person problem . Who should i give the money too.

I am something i pass through bushes any time they use me what am i