Arrange your future (0)
Abeg if u know that u are not interlligent better marry a man/woman that is interlligent, no be when your child want to write homework the story will

Wahala (0)
I dash u money u still count am, if e no complete u go beat me??

American vs Nigeria police (0)
In america, when police stops u and u try to put hand in ur pocket they will shot u. But in Nigeria when they stop u and u put hand in your pocket the

I wonder (0)
U want to be taken out every weekend, are u a dustbin???

Painful (1)
Even breakup is not as painful as seeing ur neighbour have light when u don't (sad)