God help 9ja [12]
Because someone couldn't afford 200 for transport fare,he trekked and trekked under the hot sun until his shadows left him and entered bike.No be joke

NAIJA NETWORKS and relationships [22]
girl: hi babe (msg sent) boy:hi luv (msg sending failed) girl:are u there?(msg sent) boy:yes am there luv (msg sendn failed) girl:are u ignoring me?(m

Funny and Fascinating fact about using p (6)
Using a public toilet without lock is extreme sports: whenever u hear footsteps,u must either sing,clear ur throat,or use ur leg 2 wedge d door shut s

I Can't Be Your Boyfriend (4)
BOYFRIEND: After 3 years,I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend... GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can't be serious right now...it's cool thoug

Wetin i dey do when i small (7)
As woman dey pass the front of my house,i go dey look their nyash.If the nyash no big i go hiss.If na man dey pass i dey call am poor man