Best way to propose to a girl (4)
Take her to the middle of a river.and tell her that amaka marry me or leave my boat

Wahala!!!! (5)
In dis nigeria,nepa dey use timetable dey distribute power supply..if u don't believe me,do an excursion 2 their office

Nigeria is d only country in d world dat [33]
I have a friend dat when he was 14 years old he wanted 2 b a doctor,but unfortunately when he clocked 22 years he turned 2 a conductor.....y is nigeri

Wahala 4 9ja. [9]
I went to withdraw from pos and i forgot 2 give d man there his biro.when i arrived at home i saw a debit alert of N200.....

what will d policeman do?? [12]
I saw a policeman on the road and i decided to joke with him me: a bank has been robbed.... Policeman:(shocked) which bank?? Me:power b

Using a public toilet without lock is extreme sports,what will u do whenever u hear footsteps