Break-up under 5mins.
Gf: hello babe.
Bf: yea babe whats up?
Gf: fine, pls babe i need your help.
Bf: ok my love how may i help you?
Gf: pls babe can you send me 500k?
Bf: (boyfriend in shock) babe for what?
Gf: i want to use it to renew my hair and for my face makeup.
Bf: babe i think u make your hair last two weeks, why requesting this big amount of money for another hair?
Gf: babe i want to show people that you are love and so caring for me.
Bf: (call cut!)
Gf: (try calling back)
MTN customer service: dear customer the number you are trying to call do not exist, pls check the number and try again; thank you!
WAHALA!!