Me: my new bicycle has been stolen.
police: when did you notice?
me: this morning
police: do you have a suspect?
me: yes my mum and dad.
police: why do you suspect them
me: yesterday at midnight i heard mum say make it stand well so i can seat on it very well ''and dad said'' climb up fast before it falls and mum said push slowly don't hurt me.........
police: hahahaha o boy na senior bicycle be that ooo............