1.Why are all the tall people in nigeria board cleaners when in US they are basket ball players.
2. When any body die in nigeria they say, 'na witch kill am'
3. When there is no money in your moniepoint account, what is the point.
4. Do any one wonders why local painters where clothe stained with paint? The reason is becouse all their wardrobe is full of paint.
5. A scintist once said that human stomach can disolve blade. Why dont he try it first with his own stomach ?