It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite. As soon as it stopped,the doors flew open and four children jumped out. They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up a tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up kitchen camp area. The camper in the space next to them then marvelled to the children's father, i've never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I'm impressed. The father then turned to the neighbour and nodded sagely. 'I have a system' he said. Then the camper asked 'and wots that'. The father then replied No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up THE END...