1.feel at home,feel at home na so visitor dey take spoil television
2.craze no hard to form na the trekking be wahala
3.I thought money was the only thing that change people until i went to a wedding ceremony yesterday and ordinary jollof rice made someone act as if he did not know me*wahala dey o*
4.Buying flowers for your nigeria vilage girlfriend is not a problem the problem is when you got text from herthe next day saying:the vegetables you bought me tasted funny*what!!*
5.our neighbours pot of soup went missing and they suspected me.how can i steal soup that is even over salty
6.if you dodge your mother's slap in nigeria you have officially joined cult
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