Today i was coming back from work,in the bus there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were starring at her. Many of them passed their destination without knowing,as for me i was very proud of myself because i sat next to her. I did all the signs i could to make her feel my presence but all in vain,an i idea came to my mind. I took my phone and dialed a fake number as guys always do to attract girls attension
Me:hello mum,pls i'm calling to remind you that i can't make it today because i just received a call from the LAGOS state governor asking me to replace him at the meeting because is not in nigeria now. Pls tell my brother to use my range rover 2017 to come and pick you up from the market. I will be at home in 2days.thanks mum. Love you too.
All this while the girl was looking at me,i said in my heart that she will fall for me if i talk to her
Me:hi baby,why are you looking at me like that?
Girl:pls collect your phone battery. It fell down when you were removing it from your pocket.. shame oo