1.so i wasted my transport fare from river state to lagos only to find out i was chatting with an 11years old girl*this is craziness* 2.in africa,we don't need cctv(closed circuit television) cameras,the neighbours are enough.if you think am lying bring your girlfriend when your wife is not around and see. 3.our street transformer is very dirty...am going there to wash it with water and soap now,i hate dirty things*who go follow me* 4.poverty can make you wake up by 2am in the night open your window and shout!!who did i offendand then go back to bed*this life is full of confusion* 5.whenever you feel like giving up in life remember my neighbour that is still paying wedding loan after divorce*ekueme* 6.escort me,escort me,na so slave trade take place 7.e dey kill pimples,e dey kill pimples na so bleaching take place 8.make i chop his money,make i chop his money na so ashawo start subscribe to my channel for more jokes thank you guys.....