A husband and wife at custody court.
the judge looks sternly at the ex wife.

judge:why do you think you deserve custody of the child?


ex wife:i brought him into this world so i should have custody of him.


judge:that's a simple yet good reason.



then the judge looks toward the ex husband.


judge:why do you think you deserve a custody of the child,sir?


the ex husband thought long and hard about his response,after a brief moment of silence,he replies, if i put money into a pepsi machine and a pepsi come out,it is mine or the machine?



judge:???