Little johnny came back from school and saw his parents calling each other b*tch and b*stard.he ask them what is b*tch and b*stard they told him it means ladies and gentlemen.the next day he ask his parents what is p*nis and v*gina,the told him it was hatr and coats,in the evening he saw his mother cooking and she screamed f*uck he ask for the meaning his mother told him it means cut.on sunday morning,guest came to their home he told the hello b*tch and b*stard remove your p*nis and v*gina we dont have time to f*ck the turkey