Conversation btw two lovers:
1. I texted u by 11:59 nd u replied by 12:00 U dont have respect.
2. I called u sweetie nd u called me honey u are indirectly calling my mum a bee, u dont have respect for inlaws.
3. I gave u 2 eggs to fry 1 Nd boil 1, u fried d one u were suppose to boil, nd boil d one u were suppose to fry. ITS OVER....