1)You have a phone 2)You are on jetbits 4)You are wasting your time reading this 5)You didnt notice that there was no number 3.. 6)You checked to know if there was number 3 7)You are now smiling after realising that there was no number 3 8)Idiot there is no number one 9)You believed me and went to check if there is number 1 10)You are not normal at all