I Came Home From Work. I Was Tired. I Sat Down On The Sofa, Put My Feet Up. My Wife Brought Me A Glass Of Water. My Son Gave Me A Sheet Of Paper. English Language 17% Biology 35% Mathematics 40% Physics 37% Chemistry 42% Economics 12% Agric Science 19% Religion Knowl. ABS Geography 22% I Lost My Temper. And Started Shouting! What Is This? All The Time On Phone And Tv. How Dare You Show Me Such Marks? My Wife Said! Be Patient Listen..... I Told Her! Shut Up! It's Your Love And Pampering That Has Spoilt Him. He Is No Good And Never Serious At All. My Wife Said! Oh Really? I Said! No One In Our Family Has Performed So Badly Ever My Son Said! Dad, I Am Sorry. I Was Cleaning The Old Cupboard And I Found This. This Is Your Old School Report Card, Dated 27Th July, 1980 Sir THE END hahahaha