1. When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your grandmother in the village use mirror to see u in lagos u call am juju
2. Best way to propose to a girl take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say chiamaka marry me or live my boat wisdom na my name
3. No one is more respectful than a person who want to borrow money from u ........ He can even great ur dog
4. Many of u did not see my mistake in number 1 now
You have go back to see it
U are suprise now