Oya, Swear That You’ve
Never Done Any Of These
During Your Childhood
(Nigerian Version)
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY
OF THIS
1.- if u didn’t kill earthworm
with salt.
2.- if u didn’t play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india
vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the
couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn’t throw ur milk
teeth on the roof for
lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
7.- if u don’t just wash your legs
n hands
instead of bathing before going
to school.
8.- if u didn’t act film inside
uncompleted building or under
bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn’t use your two legs
to build
houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name
on a paper and
insert it into your pen so that
no one will steal it.
12.- if didn’t close the fridge
door really slowly
and see when the light went
off.
13.- if u neva wave at white
birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that
stay under mango trees at
night.
15.- if u never drive a single car
tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and
sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the
street.
17. if u never did mama n papa
play e.g cooking leaf and
sand without fire.
18.- if u didn’t play table
soccer with bottle
cover.
……..then i guess ur
childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you
did….
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