Funny Joke!! Nigerian
Police Caught A Man
Urinating At The Wrong
Place
Naija policeman arrests a man
urinating at a place clearly
marked “do not urinate here”.
Fine: N2000.
Officer: Pay now now abi make
we go station?
Offender: OC, I beg now. I be
job applicant. I nor get work.
Officer: So because you nor get
work, you must doty the
environment of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria? You dey
take your pr*ck piss anyhow for
public. Abeg pay your fine. In
fact, as you dey here dey argue
with me, you’re wasting Federal
Government’s time and that’s
another offence o.”
Offender: Officer, please now.
God will reward you if you help
me. I be job applicant.”
Officer: Okay. See im face. Na so
dem go dey beg. How much you
go fit roger?
Offender: Thank you sir. I go fit
afford N500
Officer: Five hundred naira? You
think say… anyway, make I
mercy you in the spirit of
Valentine . Bring am.
Offender: Na only dis one
thousand naira note dey my
hand officer. Please give me 500
naira change.
Officer: I no get change. Piss
again.