1.I use church wifi to download 20 two hours p0rn video,can't you see that i'm a good child of God,How can you let church wifi waste for nothing.
2.One of my friends told me that onion is the only fruit/vegetable that make someone cry,then i threw coconut to his face.
3.When they said Anything that has disadvantages,has an advantage.Oya,what is the advantage of poverty?
4.I use my University fee to buy Iphone for my girlfriend,what am i?
5.Afican mothers be like..
MUM:Which game are you playing?
ME:Assassins creed
MUM:God forbid..my son cant be an assassin,oya remove it.
6.If i tell you something,you wont believe..MY GRANDMA IS A VIRGIN.
7.That awkward moment you're sitting beside ur crush in the church and ur mum came out to testify on how God delivered you from bed wetting.
8.I just love Nigerian universities,their ID Cards come witH rope.Just in case you are tired of life.
9.Only in Nigeria can one find a native doctor using laptop
You then wonder,are they consulting the spirits online.
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