1.Whenever things seems to start going well in ur life,the devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend.
2.Dating a slim guy is cool,the problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draws adidas line on your face.
3.Respect pregnant woman oo!,cuz it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had s*x.
4.Some of girls of nowadays cant even jog for 5 mins but they expect a guy to last in bed with them for 2 hrs!,Your level of selfishness demands on week crusade.
5.I Stopped trusting ladies when my nursery 2 girlfriend left me for anothe boy because he has ben 10 pencil.
6.Being dumped by a dark skinned girl is the worst thing ever,b/cus anytime you get home and see charcoal,you become emotional.
7.If is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day,but NOT when it's on a dry line.
8.Dear ladies,please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs shaving stick.
9.A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to fart.
GUY,DONT GO LIKE THAT NA,OYA TAP SUBSCRIBE NAH.