Kunle stole a goat,he was arrested and charged to court.
JUDGE:Gentleman,are you guilty or not guilty?
KUNLE:My lord,I'm not guilty.
JUDGE:Then How come you were arrested and brought before the court for stealing a goat?
KUNLE:My lord,i was just passing by Mr.Darlington's house and i saw a very big rope tied to a tree,I then said to myself,Maybe the tree is trying to commit suicide.,so i rescued the tree and took the rope home,My lord.....I swear i didn't realise there was a goat tied to the rope until now!!!

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