1.The awkward moment when you help your crush with her assignment and she got zero.My brother just forget about explanation and go your way peacefully.
2.Slim ladies are beautiful,the problem comes when she is pregnant,she looks like a python that has sw*llowed a goat.
3.Tiny girl don't use pad when menstruating they use cotton wool.plz,no tiny girl should insult me,i am not feeling fine.
4.Dear ladies,if your boyfriend doesn't reply you immediately when you text,just know he is either sleeping or reading bible.MEN DONT CHEAT
5.Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says that Go and lock the door first
6.My sister,don't be fooled by men,Not everybody that wear suit are rich,some of them are choirmasters.
7.Everyone has the right to be foolish but some idiot use it stupidly.
TEACHER:Mention 10 wild animals.
STUDENT:5 lions.5 tigers.
8.Dear God,if na butter wey go delay my daily bread,bring am,i get beans here.
9.All those saying time is money...ABEG,HOW MUCH IS 9:00 AM.

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