1.Why did the Nigerian student bring ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
2.How do you know a Nigerian is at a party? Don't worry they'll know.
3.what do you call a Nigerian who has a lot of money?A 'Billionaire'...but still looking for 'change'!
4.why did the Nigeria man bring a pencil to bea? Because he wanted to draw his dreams.
5.how do you know a Nigeria is lying? When they say,i'll be there in 5 minutes!
6.why did the Nigeria man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'.
7.why did the Nigerian student sit on his exam papers? He wanted to be on top of his studies.
8.How do you know a Nigeria is good on math?They can calculate how many jollof rice they need for a party without even measuring.
9.only in Nigeria can one find a native doctor using laptop,you then wonder,are they consulting the spirits online?
10.It's only in Nigeria where are count money after we withdraw from an ATM because we dont trust ATM.