1.When people say they cant see anything good in u..Hug them and say,life is difficult for the BLIND.
2.Those of you that your facebook profile says,living in UK and works in Ife or lagos,I'm not saying you are lying,am just bothered...How are you coping with the transport fare.
3.I bought Power Bank of 30k for 2k,i was very happy not until my phone started charging the power bank.
Ah,aboki I swear,you must gimme my money back.
4.Self sacrifice is when two witches from your village are discussing who's gonna be the next victim...then you pass by singing I AM THE ONE by DJ Khalid.
5.Who else has ever missed a call from an unknown number then quickly save the number as *hdJdhfjsx* nd go to whatsapp to check their DP!
6.That embarrassing moment when you're sitting beside ur crush in church then ur younger brother came running with 20 naira in his hand.
Brother..mum said i should give you for offering.
7.Now i keep looking at the gutters,since all the artist said that they start and came out from the gutter