1.Don't worry if time doesn't wait for you.simply remove the battery from the clock and live your live.
2.Stop warming bath water with a cooking pot,one man in the bank today was smelling like jollof rice.
3.I thought money was the only thing that could change people until i went to a wedding,and ordinary jollof rice made someone act as if she don't know me.
4.I am addicted to poverty.if my bank account has money in it,I suffer withdrawal.
5.If you dodge your mother's slap in Nigeria,you have officially joined a cult group.
6.Our Neighbour's pot of soup went missing,and they suspect me.how can i steal a over-salty soup.
7.What's the most common type of tea in Nigeria?-Poverty.
8.You can't date a guy that lives with his parents but you can date a guy who lives with his wife,aunty,u no go see heaven oo.
9.I feel sorry for ladies with small breasts.Thats why their heart get broken easily.They have no air bags to support their emotions.
10.GUY:Babe,can we see today?
BABE:Are we blind before?

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